Lost In Translation

I'd forgive Johnny Sexton for being a bit confused today. His coaches at Racing Metro released a statement saying that his hand was more or less shagged and that he'd be out for ages. Then the Irish management said that was a load of cobblers, there's nothing wrong with that hand, he'll run it off, sure what do you need a thumb for on a rugby field... Who to believe? The only way we'll get the truth is if we hear from the thumb itself, but it's notoriously media-shy I'm told.